Dear World,
We know you’ve had your ups and downs- global warming, the birth of many retards that we now worship as “celebrities”, the making of Twilight. Okay so maybe mostly downs, but we forgive you. It is in our nature to forgive you, World. You make mistakes. It’s not the end of you. But World, there’s something that’s been bothering us. We just have to ask you something. We won’t be angry if the answer’s yes. It’s okay. We’ll still love you. But we really need to know: Did you really let one of those retards from Twilight (not even one of the better-acting retards. You picked the WORST of the retards. Goddamnit world.) get chosen to play Cobain?
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00031831.html
Why are you doing this to us, World? Do you like hurting us? Haven’t we been through enough together? After Bush got elected, we stayed with you. We thought maybe it was a practical joke; even when we found out it wasn’t, we still stayed… but this?! World, you’re not the same as you used to be. You’ve changed. We simply can’t accept this kind of change. Some things can be tolerated, overlooked even; this can’t be. We’re leaving you, World. We’re leaving, and we’re not coming back so that this faggy subculture of retards can leave you and we’re forced pick up the pieces.
Goodbye.
-Humanity
P.S. Also, why did you let the director of FIGHT CLUB be the one to cast that retard? It’s simply heartbreaking.
