July 2010
1 post
“You can feel that he wants to own you - not like an object but like a good dream...”
– Melissa Bank, The Girls’ Guide to Fishing and Hunting (via yearslater) (via quote-book)
June 2010
9 posts
Ah The Goo Goo Dolls
A few weeks ago I typed a certain person’s name into playlist.com and found a song that I’d heard before, but I hadn’t realized what the the song’s title was. It’s funny the things you find when bored. The part I like goes like this:
“And I’d give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You’re the closest to heaven that...
“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you...”
– Unknown? (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Yahoo's Gone Fucking Insane →
“Do you know what you are putting into our bodies? Death- delicious...”
“Time stands still best in moments that look suspiciously like ordinary life.”
– Brian Andreas (via bornonthe17th) (via quote-book)
Ah the things that I see.
So it’s 5:15 in the morning. I woke up at 4:14 after having a fucking MONTAGE of terrible dreams. I haven’t even bothered to try going back to sleep because I’m a coward and don’t know what my mind will present me with. I was only asleep for 4 hours. I don’t want to go back to sleep though.
May 2010
5 posts
“Most people’s imaginations don’t have limits. As we grow older, we stop...”
– Neil Gaiman (via thresca) (via quote-book)
Another Product of Nick's Boredom... →
Ahahahahaaaaaa... Ahh Cracked... →
April 2010
1 post
Dear World,
We know you’ve had your ups and downs- global warming, the birth of many retards that we now worship as “celebrities”, the making of Twilight. Okay so maybe mostly downs, but we forgive you. It is in our nature to forgive you, World. You make mistakes. It’s not the end of you. But World, there’s something that’s been bothering us. We just have to ask you...
March 2010
5 posts
So..
I fell asleep around 7:30 then woke up before 11:30. I’ve been awake since then. It’s almost 6:30 now, and I’m sooooo bored. I’ll probably end up sleeping for a few hours much later today. Anyway, I don’t have anything to say- just that I’m bored.
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
The 10 Craziest Glenn Beck Quotes of All Time
1. “This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture….I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.” –on President Obama, sparking an advertiser exodus from...
911 Calls, Drunk People, and Mystery Dogs. Also,...
Don’t worry. By the time you’re finished reading this, that title will make sense to you and you can go on with the same foundations of reality that you’ve known for so long with nothing being significantly altered. Okay. So on Saturday night, that is to say last night, I heard my mom screaming. I really hate the sound of my mom or sister screaming. It is almost always...
Uh Huh
So Nick has just discovered that his school doesn’t block tumblr. xD
*Ninja escape through a plume of smoke*
So… yeah.
Magnolia Quotes
Jim and Claudia talking (I thought this sounded familiar in a way, although Claudia’s a cocaine addict, and Jim’s a slow-witted cop…
HER: That felt good to do… to do what I wanted. Can I tell you something?
HIM: Yeah, of course.
HER: I’m really nervous that you’re gonna hate me soon. You’re gonna find stuff out about me and hate me.
HIM: No. Like...
14929.) I'm almost seventeen and never kissed.
blogsecret:
I honestly can’t imagine myself ever being kissed either. It haunts me everyday. I feel like I’m missing out.
February 2010
11 posts
So I Just Watched The...
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Christmas episode, and it was fucking amazing. And they said fucking…several times! =D It was great! Charlie’s mom was getting fucked by Santa Claus… Mac’s family robbed people… Frank was birthed out of a sofa cushion… I want another Christmas just so they do that again. Holy shit it was great. xD
*Dennis, to Charlie*...
I'll just leave this here... so... yeah... →
I just did the math and realized
hathawaylane:
I have gotten a combined 14-16 hours of sleep over the course of three days. And I’m gonna take a guess and say that that’s slightly bad.
Slightly?!?!?!?! SLIGHTLY?!?!? Nick does not think that Iris fully comprehends the situation. 14/3 is less than FIVE hours a night. 16\3 is JUST OVER FIVE hours a night. NOTICE THE CAPS, IRIS! NOTICE THEM! This is simply bananas and cannot be...
Boredom
It’s been quite a while since I’ve actually experienced the full feeling of boredom. As of right now, I can say that I am completely and utterly bored. I’ve neglected posting on this blog… mostly intentionally. Well I suppose I should stop neglecting, but I can’t say with certainty that I will. I endeavor to. I strive to. And with this new boredom I think I probably...
So Bored
I just took my dose of codeine. I’m beginning to have strange thoughts. Further tumbling may come out of this if I stay up long enough. That is all.
Mitchell
Today’s your seventh or eighth birthday. I don’t want to do the math because it’ll only remind of exactly how different you are now. I promised myself I’d write this here and post it; normally such a thing would go in a private place. This is private enough for me.
It’s been four years four months and nine days since I last saw you. You had just mastered talking and...
14613.) I can't stand that you loved her before...
(via blogsecret)
Reading all of these secrets, I keep wondering why people aren’t just honest to begin with.
14689.) i want to have your babies . as many as...
(via blogsecret)
Ladies, this is why we use condoms.
January 2010
2 posts
I Love It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Mac: “I cannot believe how long Charlie has lasted after eating that brownie”
Charlie: [drooling] “Karate snow machine chops it!”
Mac: “What’s with the choppin’ dude?”
Charlie: “I’m chopping all of my action… and mostly power”
